I used to believe my father when he told me that if I sat on cold concrete I would get hemorrhoids.
A childhood belief about being ill

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that, in cities, if you dug deep enough in anyone's lawn, eventually you'd hit the concrete.— Kevin Fox
- I used to call croutons "concretes" because they were so crunchy, I thought they were made of concrete.— Scary Dream
- My mum told me that cold custard (which I hated) was in fact Banana Blancmange. I lapped it up for years.— Chalky
- My father told me that Frenchmen had three legs.Anon
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!— Jae