MC Hammers song "Have you Seen Her?" was really, in my confused little mind, a song about a woman named "Popasheena". I used to think that was a strange name but if Hammer liked it then so did I.
Instead of "I'll be searching everywhere just to find someone who cares" in What Becomes of the Broken Hearted, My mother and I use to belt out "I'll be searching everywhere just to find some underwear"! Sorry to those who've read this because now you'll never hear it any other way!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I went to the mountain I would find an ancient monster or find some treasure— Yazer Solorzano
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- When I was little I would always say in my mind, "I know you can read my mind", just in caseAnon