When I was young, I couldn't pronounce my name (Kariia Miyamoto), and I had bad hearing. I don't now, but I thought I was "Tortilla Monkeymotor".
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A childhood belief about names
others believed things like this
- I couldn't understand why my grandmother wore an ear-grenade (hearing aid). It sounded very dangerous to meAnon
- When my sister was about 9 or 10 she used to pronounce "chaos" like "chows"Anon
- I used to pronounce the word "Computer" as "Crocuta"
Anon - I thought that exclamation marks were actually "explanation marks", since they explain how you pronounce it.— superoid
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon
- At a young age I couldn't imagine how people without glasses could marry the ones wearing them. — Ana