when britney spears song 'baby, one more time' came out first, my sister thought the words 'oh baby baby' were really 'um buy them, buy them' and insisted on singing it at the top of her voice!!
needless to say she was embarassed when i proved that it was in fact wrong!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- when i first heard "i'm a slave" by britney spears i thought she was saying "i'm a snail forever" — jessica
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- Until I was about 13 I thought chipmunks were baby squirrels.— Gina