A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

When I was little, I heard the love song by KC, and Jojo. I thought it was a beautiful song, but it sure was weird. (partially because I didn't know what the hell they were talking about)

Instead of the phrase: "I promised Id never fall in love with a stranger." I heard it as:"He'd promised he'd never fall in love with his finger."

And instead of the phrase: "I will never find another lover sweeter than you, sweeter than you"

I heard: "Kyle'll never find another lugger keener than Jew, keener than Jew."

Boy was a embarassed when I was assgined to sing it at a Valentine's Day party without the words backing me up.