When I was 4 or 5, my uncle, who was a police detective, told me that when they fingerprint the bad guys, they light a match and hold their fingers above the flame until they turn black. Well . . . when I was in the first grade an officer came to our classroom for a safety talk. At the end of his visit, he said he was going to fingerprint us! AAHHH! I don't think my teacher ever understood why I threw such a fit!
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up— the nuclear fart
- When I was little my dad told me that if you drank too much coffee it would make your skin turn black. Anon
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- Burned fish fingers ment the fish was from the black sea.Anon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson