When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.
A childhood belief about hair

others believed things like this
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- i used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanut butter were bugs.— Lauren
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I used to think that God looked like/ was Mr. Peanut. He was a giant peanut with a top hat, monacle and cane.— Erica