I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- i used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanut butter were bugs.— Lauren
- My mother told me if I ate too much butter I'd get worms. I didn't eat too much butter...— Dicky