When I was about 5, I used to believe that whenever I pooed, I would have a baby. The women on television had to push a lot to have the babies so it made perfect sense. Every time I went to the bathroom, I would check the toilet for babies...I didn't want to flush my child away!
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- I believed that women who wanted babies ate a seed, which then grew into their baby. — World's Worst Scientist
- My friend used to believe baby oil was made from babiesAnon
- I thought baby oli was made from pressed babies.Anon
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- I used to believe that Labor Day was when all women had their babies!— Taralyn