I used to think the song "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C
- I used to believe there was a secret door to the gremlin world hidden under my bed— Mel
- I used to believe Jessica Simpson was a secret character from "The Simpsons"— Lemon Jelly
- i really thought that "key" was a secret letter to the alphabet that only i knew.— amber