I thought the lyrics to the Barbie Girl Song by Aqua were "I'm a Barbie girl in a potty world..." Imagine my embarrassment when I saw the actual lyrics.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I thought nipples disappeared at a certain age because Barbie never had them.Anon
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- I used to believe when barbie kissed ken a kelly would come out— !!!!!!! loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I used to believe that after I cut my barbie's hair, they will grow again. They've never grown :(— Duda
- I use to blame the aliens on my missing barbie dolls.— Lindsay