When I was little, my family would frequently visit friends and relatives who lived on bumpy or gravel roads. I was still too small to be able to look out the window and see the road. Shortly before we'd approach pavement, my dad would reach down beside his seat and say, "Gee, I'm tired of these bumps. I'm going to push the road smoother button." Like magic, there'd suddenly be a smoother ride. I believed this for YEARS until one day we were stuck on a bumpy road for a long time and I begged my dad to push the button. He told me that he didn't feel like it, that he was enjoying the bumps. When we got home I told him I didn't believe him anymore. He said he'd prove it, and showed me the seat-adjusting handle, explaining that it was the button. I continued to believe him for at least another year.
A childhood belief about cars

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- I used to believe that If I stuck my finger really far inside of my belly button I could touch my insides.Anon
- I used to believe that "the motorway" was one big long road that went absolutely anywhere in the world!!!Anon
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- When I was a kid my dad told me that if you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off.— Ann