My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that speed bumps were dead bodies that had been paved over.— Natalie
- When my wife was a kid, she used to think that highway speed bumps were for the blind.Anon
- When i was little, i use to believe that mountains where actually dead dinosaurs covered in dirt. — Patricia
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah
- I used to eat doggy chocs until my older brother told me that if I did I would have puppies.— EG