in "deck the halls", where you say "don we now our gay apparel" (as in "now we put on our brightly colored clothes") i thought it was "dawn we now our day of Harold". My family wasnt very religious, and i figured that another name for christmas was St. Harold's Day.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox
- I used to think it was against international law, religious principles, etc. To be born on Christmas Day. :PAnon
- I thought I would fall through the cracks in my grandmother's deck.— Hannah
- I still belive that when a I sleep, my toys would have a party and play with each other until dawn.— Meah
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta