In the song "Margaritaville", me and my cousins used to think that Jimmy Buffett was singing "took off my flip flop, stepped on a Pop Tart!" (instead of pop top. We used to crack up when that song was playing.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- That if I stepped on a crack on a sidewalk that I would get abducted by aliensAnon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara
- I used to think the lyrics to "Too Legit To Quit" were "Do the flip, do the tootsie flip"— cassie
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon