my friend thought that the line from "in bloom" by nirvana, "I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you.
broke our mirrors." was actually "I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you, boogle ears." He couldn't explain to me what the word "boogle" meant or why it would be said in relation to someone's ears. Of course we teased him relentlessly.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I used to believe cows were ugly horses— Marlene
- We had an antique lamp that I thought was hideous and for years I thought "Art Deco" was a synonym for ugly.Anon
- When i was a kid i used to think that all ugly people were imported from space haha!!!!!— Abbey Jackman Mulligan
- My mom always told me if I made an ugly face it would stay that way forever.Anon
- From a misunderstanding, I thought everyone’s ears were the same size.— Enrico