my name is Angie, and I therefore really liked the song Angie by the Rolling Stones. when the song first came out I was around 10 years old. I used to believe the line that says "ain't no woman ever gonna come close to you..." meant that no woman was ever going to get physically close to her!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- i used to believe the rolling stones wrote rolling stone magazine.Anon
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- I was sure that Led Zeppelin was the lead singer of the Rolling Stones.— dave
- I thought the "physically fit" lines in the song "I Like to Move It" were "fizzy coloured feet".Anon