Wayyy back in the 70's when I was a child, Jimmy Buffet had a hit with a nice song called "Come Monday". Each chorus of the song Jimmy sings "I spent four lonely days in a brown L.A. haze"... I always thought he was singing "I want more lonely days with Brown Ellie Haze".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- I used to think the song Bette Davis Eyes was called 'she's got better days besides'.— JJ Simpson
- Throughout my childhood I believed that Jimmy Saville's name was actually "Jimll Fixit".— Galina Shinra
- My mom always used to tell me that brown eggs came from brown chickens.— Taylor
- When I was 6 I believed that on nice summer days you can see the world spin if you just look hard enough :)Anon
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon