When my parents would have an argument, and one would threaten the other about going to jail, I used to think that meant that one of them would be shoved down into the toothpaste bottle by the other.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to think being engaged meant being in jail. I have no idea how I came to that conclusion.— CNB
- For some reason I used to believe humans were made out of toothpaste— lu
- if you eat toothpaste straight from the tube, you will get worms— wormelow
- i used to believe that if i crawl under my bed i would be locked in. like a jail.— K.N.C
- when i was 4or5 i thought if i was naughty i would get sent to jail.— JESSELEE GWYNNE (VICTORA)
- my mum told me when i was 11 if i swore the police would take me to jail. — tg in blue