I used to think that the song "More than a woman" was "bald headed woman" and it made sense because that chick in the star trek movie was bald and for a little while Vogue magazine was trying to make baldness chic!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- I used to believe that cancer itself made you bald, rather than the chemotherapy treatment!— Maggie
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- i used to believe that bald people were evilAnon
- I used to believe that the Captain's Log in Star Trek, was really a log— Anna