When I was younger our class was practising "we wish you a merry christmas" for the holidays. And instead of singing "oh bring us some figgy pudding", I believed the words were "Oh bring us some friggen pudding." Well, how many 5 year old's know what figgy's are??
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- For the longest time I thought that tapioca pudding was really fish eggs in pudding.— Liz
- I used to believe that the rice in Tapioca pudding was fish eyes. To this day I cannot eat Tapioca pudding.— Stephanie
- My Nan used to say that if you ate rice pudding every day you would live till 100.— Jayne
- I used to believe that tapioca pudding had fish eyes in it! EEEWWWWW!— Chris
- For some odd reason I used to think that the little blobs in tapioca pudding came from banana peels.Anon
- My father told me tapioca was frog eggs in pudding. I still can't eat it!Anon