i once asked my dad how grownups got their signatures because I really wanted to have one. He told me you went to a signature bank and paid ten dollars and they gave you one. He thought I knew he was joking - until I asked him the next day where the closest one was!
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the bank "scottish widows" was run by widows, and only gave bank accounts to widows.— Angelmouse
- I always used to think that grownups whispered where they wanted to go and the car went by itself!— Kay
- We would drive by UNION BANK here in California and I would say "Onion bank!" My Mom would bust up laughing.— BINGO
- When I was young and someone asked me what I wanted to be once I grew up, I'd say "A DOG!"— Alysia
- When i was 4 i thought that all the grownups where robots— Nomad
- I used to believe that money really did grow on trees, but grownups just didn't want us to know about it.— Mariah