Actually this wasn't such a long time ago, but in that song that says "shake it like a polaroid picture" my friend gen thought it said shake it like a paraplegic. omg. so funny
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )
- My friend believed that when lightening flashed, you better smile because God was taking your picture! — Linda from Southern California
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon - I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon