My friend's little brother, Drew, thought the song "You're the One that I Want" from Grease was "You're the one in the boat".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the mole on my leg was from when my brother drew on it with a marker.— Lori
- I always thought that "elbow grease" was a type of lubricant until about 2 years ago. I'm 19.— Erika
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- I used to think that "elbow grease" was an actual product of kitchen or surface cleaner.— Carrie
- I used to believe that the last line of Row Row Row Your Boat was 'Life is butter dream'.— Mindless Misfit
- I used to belive that sometimes my grandfather drew the clouds for me. Anon