I used to believe my parents were trying to kill me. If I was going to enter a room or take a shower, I'd wait ten minutes or so longer than I otherwise would have because they knew that I was going to go there and they had boobie trapped the place. And if I was getting in the car with them, I'd say I was gonna get in the front seat, then sit in the back seat or vice-versa to throw them off.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- when i was little thought that ants changed traffic lights from green to red and vice versa.Anon
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- I used to think that boy's lifted the toilet seat to pee because their asses were too big.— sydo
- A motorcycle was started by jumping up and down and bouncing on the seat.Anon
- I used to belive that if you didn't hold onto hte toilet seat you would fall in.— silly