Simon and Garfunkle "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" says:
You dont have to be coy Leroy
I thought it said:
You dont have to be corduroy (like the pants or the kids book)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I told someone once that my favorite band was the Funkel brothers- Simon and Garth.
(Simon & Garfunkel)— Josie - When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon
- i thought that if you sucked yerr thumb long enough it would turn green. dont ask why! — jordan
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon
- i use to believe that all people who wear glasses were catholic....dont even ask me why???Anon
- dont swallow gum, it will stick to your stomach , your whole life.— nancy