I used to think the song, "Pass the doochie on the left-hand side" was "Pass the goat cheese on the left hand-side." On my 27th birthday, my friends made me a dinner that included goat cheese and crackers. I started singing my version of the song and they all busted up
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to believe the Do Not Pass signs on the roads meant you were'nt aloud to pass the sign. I was 14.Anon
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- I used to hold my hand over my hair whenever i left the house and it was windy incase my hair blew away— lisa