Growing up in church, every Sunday we sang the doxology, so I would dutifully stand and sing "Praise God from whom all blessings flow, Praise Him all creatures Hear Me Lord". Of course, it's supposed to end with "here below".
Why couldn't someone have please clued me in during 18 years of unknown embarassment??
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I thought you were supposed to take money out of the collection at church.— Wangchuk
- if you stand on your nose and sing the blues you wont get hiccups for a month.Anon
- I used to belive that if I put my finges in my ears when i sang noone could hear me— Helen
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- Olivia Newton John did sing let me hear your budgie talk! didn't she— J Scull