It really sounds like Air Supply sings "You can take the darkness from the pit of the night, and turn it to a bacon double tuna surprise" my friend replayed it over and over again to convince me of the real words "You can take the darkness from the pit of the night, and turn it to a beacon burning endlessly bright" in "Was it Nothing at all"
My husband thinks the Beatles sing "Michelle, my belle" with the lyrics "Play piano song" instead of the French words "Tres bien en semble" or whatever.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- If you stare into a mirror in almost complete darkness, the devil will appear instead of your reflection.Anon
- I used to think the Black Country region in the UK was called that because everyone lived in darkness there.— K
- I used to think that at night at the beach the government would turn off the waves.— Caitlin
- if I painted an egg on Easter Sunday, it would turn into chocolate during the night— Kay
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J