I used to believe that the lyrics "The funk phenomenon" were "My poop is coming on"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Mt. Rushmore was a natural phenomenon.— LauraBee
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that if you had a pee AND a poop at exactly the same time, then you would die— ange