When my sister was 3 or 4 she loved the song "Wanted" by Alan Jackson..but instead of singing the lyrics "wanted, one good hearted woman"..she would sing "wanted, one good hard-headed woman"..I could never get her to say it the right way!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I used to believe that I really COULD be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to be a unicorn. Anon
- I watched a Michael Jackson music video with my brother, and we were convinced he was a woman.— Adrian
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava