when i was small, i had the belief that in the song "Ding Dong merrily on high" when they came to the chorus and the part that was "Ding Dong merrily on high" it was actually "Ding Dong chookie chookie pie"
i had no idea why a christmas choir was singing about chicken pie.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to believe that if i threw something as high as i could into the air god would steal it.Anon
- i once thought that if you jumped high enough in the air, you'd get stuck!Anon
- I used to believe that grown-ups got scared because they were so high off the ground.— Sammy
- I used to believe that the sky was full of dead people and I would see them if I went high enough— Maria