My sister believed the pork in pork and beans was marshmallow...and would always "fight" us for it.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "pork chops" were called "port chops", and came from the left side of the pig.Anon
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky
- Until just a few seconds ago, I thought gherkins were beans or something weird like natto...Anon