I used to believe that "pork chops" were called "port chops", and came from the left side of the pig.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My sister believed the pork in pork and beans was marshmallow...and would always "fight" us for it.Anon
- I believed the urinals in port-o-potties were sinks.Anon
- I used to believe that if I chewed on one side of my mouth too much the other side would get jealous.Anon
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon