I had a single mum and she never had a boyfriend when i was younger. and since her wardrobe and chest of drawers were the only places i never went in i figured out that must be where she kept my dad. unconnectedly she had won a bottle of whisky and not drinking the stuff she put it in a box under her bed where i wouldn't find it and drink it (yeah i was the kind of child that didn't think before eating/drinking things. such as the bottle of calpol mum left in the fridge) so i told everyone that mum knew that she kept men in the cupboards and whisky under her bed but to not tell anyone since it was a secret and mum was mortified.
A childhood belief about family
others believed things like this
- that a piece of liver in your fridge if left overnight would wrap itself around a bottle of milkAnon
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- i used to believe that drinking and driving was when you were drinking while driving— fay
- If i was drinking out of the toilet, i could have been killed!— Slinx
- I thought there was a legal drinking age for soda (I had always been told that soda was not for children).— Dial Zero