My Daughter, who is now 6, just reminded me how she used to think and sing the opening song to the show "Seventh Heaven", as "Seven Kevin", since her uncle's name is Kevin.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- Thunder was my dead uncle in heaven playing a round of bowling with God.— Mike
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin