When I heard No Doubt's "Spiderwebs" I thought the verse saying "Leave a message and I'll call you back" was "I think I want to shoot Bob Eubanks."
(Bob Eubanks is an old-school TV game show host)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I used to believe that the game The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess was the longest game ever.Anon
- My niece used to believe that I lived in the sky because she always saw me leave for school on an airplane.Anon
- When I was a child, I used to believe that teachers never leave school and slept in the chairs.— Majo
- When I was 10 I thought that if you smoked once God would shoot you with a lightning bolt!— tHOMAS
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon