in the queen song "bohemian rhapsody" when they sing "Scheramouch Scheramouch (yes, i spelled that wrong. it is really hard to type, yet easy to say)will you do the vanago?" i thought they were singing "Scare a moose, scare a moose then do the vampire pogo." yea, i was a messed up little kid, but on the other hand my brother was obsessed with, and stil is, vampires.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"Anon
- I used to believe all deer were girls, and all moose were boys. Anon
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I used to believe that you spelled "ESSAY" like "SA" and "EASY" like "EZ".— Lauren
- I used to think that if you were scared "half to death" that you only had one scare left before you died.— Bush Hiddenofsky
- Until I was about 12 years old I believed that homeless people were made up by my parents to scare me.— Angela B.