I used to believe that Andy Rooney, of 60 minutes, was my real father!
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- I used to believe that I would be paralysed if I sat on the floor for more than 20 minutes— bittergrass
- If you eat 30 minutes before swimming, you will sink.Anon
- i used to think that you would die if you didn't wait 30 minutes to go into the pool after eating. (^^)— cady
- I thought the big hand was for the hour and the smaller one was for the minutes until i was in third grade.— Time Challenged
- i used to believe dragon ball z was real
and namek was in another dimension
and every show on tv was realAnon