My friend Garet always sang Mr. Brightside really wrong. The lyrics go:Jealousy, throwing saints into the sea... But he thought it was Chelllllsseeeaaa(chelsea)going to the pharmacy...!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When i was really little, i thought that pharmacy was a shop where you could buy animals, like pigs and cows.Anon
- I use to think the known Christmas song "in excelsis deo" was en chelsea's dayo— Mike Simmons
- my friends mom used to sing "you talk sense" instead of utah saints.— nikki
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban