I believed if I let my dog lick my face and didn't wipe off the slobber, that I would turn into a dog myself.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- My friend Rod hates any kind of meringue pie because when he was 6 his father told him it was cow slobber.— Sean
- When i was 5, i thought that you could lick your elbow....Anon
- I used to believe that a cow-lick meant that a cow had licked you when you were a baby.— Lindsay
- My mate used to believe that the lids of yoghurt pots were poisonous, and to this day won't ever lick one.Anon
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon