When I was growing up I loved to listen to my parents' Pointer Sisters cassette. But the song, "Jump" always threw me, I thought for sure she was saying, "If you want me my kiss is in the night stand" I still had no idea what she was saying until I looked it up a couple weeks ago.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- I used to believe that the boogie man would come and get me if I didn't listen to my parents.Anon
- My sisters told me, and I still believe, that the 'Hokey Pokey' is the Devil's song.— You shake it all about...
- my parents used to tell me and my sisters that if we ate our vegtables our eyes would turn green..— alex t
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- To get me to eat liver and onions, my parents used to tell me it was brown chicken. And I loved it.— Mallory