I thought boys had it made..they could not pee in their pants because they had to squeeze their penis to go.
I was jealous for years.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- I used to belive kissing boys made your teeth fall out.Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- I used to think that El Dorados were carpools. I would get so jealous whenever one drove by.Anon
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon