The Nolans song "I'm in the Mood for Dancing" my favourite when I was young, only I thought the lyrics were - "I'm in the nude for dancing."
I guess I was dirty minded as a child!!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe that the dancing rats from the nutcracker lived under my dresser.— Molly
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- i thought that dogs mood— Bob #1