Remember that 90's song "I'll be your crying shoulder"? my sister and I thought for the longest time the guy was saying "I'll be your crying soda" which went with "a love suicide" which was mentioned in the next line in the song. We still sing it as soda because it sounds better to us that way.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought there was a legal drinking age for soda (I had always been told that soda was not for children).— Dial Zero
- I used to belive that if you drank soda pop and ate pop rocks at the same time, your head would blow up. — erin
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- I thought that soda was also called "pop" because if you drink too much of it, you'd explodeAnon
- Up until I was about seven, I thought soda pop was alcoholic and that's why kids weren't allowed it.Anon
- I used to beleive that a straw would float in soda because a little invisible elf would hold it up.— Mike