My grandma and I were in the car when the song "Trying to find Atlantis" came on. The lyrics went like-- trying to find the perfect man is like trying to find atlantis-- My grandma looked at me and said "Did she just say 'Trying to find the perfect manyase (sorry, my spelling stinks) is like trying to find the lettuce'?" I laughed so hard after that!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I went to the mountain I would find an ancient monster or find some treasure— Yazer Solorzano
- When i was child, i used to believe i can fly, but i had to find the "formula" for realize it— Magic. W.
- I USED TO THINK ALL GOTHS WERE GHOSTS AND THEY WERE SAD BECOUSE THEY COULD'NT FIND THEY'RE WAY TO HEAVAN.Anon
- I used to believe that my dad use to find magic balls behind my ears and catch them in a paper bag.— Netty
- I used to believe that monsters couldnt find me or hurt me if my whole body where under my blanket— Scared shitless
- I used to believe that moths circled lights at night trying to find a way out of the world!— Diane D.