I used to believe that every kind of food had its own tube in your throat. For example, french toast tube, macaroni tube and so on. That's why choking people always say "it went down the wrong tube."
A childhood belief about eating

others believed things like this
- if you eat toothpaste straight from the tube, you will get worms— wormelow
- I used to want hemmoriods so I could use a "float tube" in the tub and have a cushy toilet seat like my dad.— Tami
- I used to think shell macaroni was sea shells.— Don Northrup
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- I used to believe that French people where green-like the Statue of Liberty!— Joey