My son, now 10 just found out today that he is not a nut, he thought that there was a kind of nut called macaDAMIAN nuts... cute.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that "elemeno P" was a certain kind of "P" found only in the English language. Anon
- I used to think tree-nuts (especially almonds) were made of wood. — Josh
- When i was younger my grandma told me that the nuts that was on the bread were bug wings, i still ate it.— Matt
- When I was younger I believed that pistachio nuts were made out of beetles that had somehow been dried out. — Alyssa
- I used to think that if you ate nuts and seeds that minature trees woudl grow in your stomach.— Gillian
- I thought there were no pirates alive today!— Sp' Iyulgar