As a kid, I misheard the song "He's got the whole world in His hands" as "He's got the whole world in His pants." I cackled like an idiot and realised how stupid i was when I heard the real lyrics at about age eight.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- When I first heard Stawberry Fields Forever, I misheard the lyrics as Strawberry Fields For Trevor.— Matt
- when I was little I used to believe that gremlins were real and seeked distroying the world.— Dalton
- I used to believe that I was the only real person in the world and that everyone else were fake things!— supermk342
- I thought the world was black and white because of all the smoke from the bombs in Second World War.— Bjoern
- I used to believe that before color television the real world was in black and white. — Chris