Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
Kill hitch-hikers on the highway.
Tie them up with strips of linen
"Who's the Boss," is what you say.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)— aj
- My partner thought women used the brown packing tape as wax strips.— Helen
- I used to think Timmy Mallet was Tony Robinson.— Tom